December 2011
39 posts
“You’ve no idea how hard I’ve looked for a gift to bring You,
Nothing seemed...”
– Rumi (via bomboncito)
“Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via aneuromess)
The art of trolling
byagi:
worsegamestoplay:
The horn behind the door and the caramel onions - both of those must be done.
want to do every single one of these to an obnoxious girl at work. omg.
So, I just searched for “great stocking stuffers for guys”. This is what I found on Yahoo Answers:
“Condoms, cigars, bullets, matches, hammers, gigantic belt buckles, scotch, gasoline, nun chucks, fireworks, knives, liquid nitrogen, steak, brass knuckles, pit-bulls, drugs, uranium, nails, motor oil, and\or pornography.”
If I could put all of those things into...
